I knew earlier when I was listening to music I was feeling a little too good.  Not drug enhanced, just a natural kind of high and I new a low would follow.

     Now, everything is aching and I’ve got random stabbing pains all over and I feel wound too tight to sleep but too tired to function.  I felt fine until I ate a late dinner, then I started feeling kind of queasy, then gassy and constipated, then everything went to hell.

     Sometimes I think this is why I don’t have money because if I did I’d hire a couple of hookers just to rub everything that hurts and eat vicodins like House.

     I wonder if this is what Pam on Archer felt like after eating two pounds of cocaine.