Just got back from taking my wife to work, and right across the street from where she works was this quality parking job:
![Park Your SUV](http://www.eskimo.com/~nanook/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_learn-to-park.jpg)
People buy these things because they think they’re safe; they’re not. They do eat a lot of gas and pollute a lot of air. Good to see one of them off the road. If you don’t drive safe, ten tons of scrap metal isn’t going to make you safe. 4-wheel drive only helps you go. It doesn’t help you stop or turn.