You have to be there to really grasp this.  In Juanita Beach park they’ve got an area about 50 feet square where the grass and brush isn’t maintained.  It’s dry as the Sahara, you can tell that by the brown color of the overgrown grass, but they call it Wetland none the less.

     This is our Doberman, Mei, resting her head on my knee.  She is trying to tell me she is more deserving of my attention than my computer which is probably true but we all need to eat.

     To put the whole expert thing into perspective, you need to know that “Ex” refers to the past tense as in has been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.  So what you basically have is a has been team of drips under pressure.