Gender Confused Spam

I received this spam this morning and felt it was rather funny. Please note the persons name this is “From”.

From travers8n1i@hotmail.com Thu Dec 14 00:34:25 2006From: ” Nancy” To:
Subject: Thank you for changing my life.
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:29:16 -0400

Hello

Thank you for changing my life.

I don’t know how I could have possibly changed her life. I am quite sure I do not know this person.

Since I was in High School I knew I had an extremely small penis.

If your name is “Nancy”, having any penis, small or otherwise is probably not a good thing.

I could never keep a girlfriend, and I lacked the confidence to talk with girls. In fact sometimes I would simply need to be satisfied with porn.

If my name were Nancy and I were male, I’d probably have some problems being confident talking to girls even if my penis hung down to my knees.

I followed your advice and now I feel like a man.

I am happy to hear that. I don’t remember giving you any advice, but if you have a penis, then it’s probably good that you feel like a man. You might want to change your name.

I get these stupid spams all the time but you’d think if you’re trying to hock a penis enlargement product you’d at least pick a fictitious name that is a male name.

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Californians



I don’t mind people moving here from California if they don’t try to make this place into California.

We’ve lived here for 22+ years. We moved into this place because we liked the wooded atmosphere. Since we’ve moved in here, our neighbors to the west of us cut down most of their trees in the front, our neighbors south of us across 198th cut down most of their trees. Rita to our east was the one hold out.

She died, her x-husband stayed in the house for a long time and kept care of pets, but eventually they sold the house and moved out.

New neighbors came from California. They came with a boat and three vehicles. Their friends frequently visit and parking overflows onto the street.

Last night a couple of Ashlund trunks came and started trimming the trees in front of their house. I thought they were just trimming them away from the power lines.

Today, it became apparent they were removing them altogether, you can see they’ve got them down to just the lower portion of the trunks here.

Concerned that they were going to start chomping on our trees next I went out to talk to them. They were only going to remove those two trees growing up into the power lines. They said our neighbors requested that they be removed.

While it is true, they did grow up into the power lines and cause problems, I suspect the real motivation was to provide yet more parking for our neighbors fleet and their friends vehicles. Rita would be rolling in her grave if she knew.

I don’t mind Californians and others moving here as long as they don’t try to turn this area into the paved over desert with palm trees they came from. We here in the Pacific Northwest need something to hide under when the rain comes down.

Eddie School Concert


Eddie, my youngest son, performed in a school concert today. He’s the one in the middle of the image behind the kid with darker hair.

Motion blur exists because we didn’t want to be rude and annoy others enjoying the performance so an 1/8th second exposure was necessary.

He looks just thrilled to be there doesn’t he? Actually, this seems to be his state since Christie left.

I’m hoping he will get better in time. Eddie I think was a lot closer to Christie than the other kids, in part I think because she actually appreciated his unreserved criticisms. Eddie is highly intelligent in an intellectual sense but has a way to go in terms of social intelligence and maturity. Christie would not only tolerate his stark insensitive honesty but actually seemed to appreciate it. I think he related to her especially well because of this although he often sounded cruel to her. Aside from Christie leaving, he is also almost thirteen which is a difficult time for most children.

He is in honor roll classes this year because of his exceptional academic performance, and early this year these were not sufficiently challenging. Now we’re having trouble getting him to do his home work and he seems basically uninterested in anything. I fear that if this continues for too long he’ll be dropped out of the honor roll classes and then really be bored with the curriculum.

The Plague of High Fructose Corn Syrup

Take a look at the ingredients in this bottle of catchup (or Ketchup if you prefer). You see the nice line about it being a natural source of the antioxidant Lycopene? Sounds healthy huh?

It’s not, look at the ingredients, half-way down you will also see High Fructose Corn Syrup.

What’s so evil about that? Isn’t fructose a more natural sugar than dextrose?

Yes, it’s naturally evil. One of the nastiest food ingredients widely used in processed foods today. It causes premature hardening of the arteries and high blood pressure, premature loss of accommodation in the lens of the eye, damage to joints, premature aging of the skin, and obesity. This crap should be called the death additive.

Ordinary table sugar, sucrose, consists of a molecule of glucose and fructose bound together. The body has to split these two apart before it can enter the bloodstream as glucose. Fructose enters the blood stream much faster.

How fast carbohydrates are turned into glucose in the bloodstream is referred to as a foods “glycemic index”, a high glycemic index food is extremely unhealthy for a variety of reasons.

First, when glucose levels rise in the bloodstream it gives rise to higher serotonin levels in the brain. If this happens slowly, this results in a sense of being satiated, and we are no longer hungry. This feedback loop is good. But if it happens rapidly, our brain associates immediate actions that gave rise to the rapid increase as a reward, and an addiction results.

We tend to become addicted to high glycemic index foods and obesity results from their consumption. Obesity in the United States directly correlates with the rise in the use of high fructose corn syrup in processed foods. Obesity leads to diabetes, clogged arteries, and a variety of other health problems.

There is a second mechanism through which high fructose corn syrup wreaks havoc with the body. Blood sugar levels are regulated by the secretion of insulin by the pancreas. Insulin causes glucose to be taken up by the liver, muscle, and fat cells. The liver and muscles act as short term stores of glucose for energy production, fat acts as a long term store.

While the body depends upon glucose for energy production, it is also damaging to the body. Glucose molecules bind adjacent protein molecules in the arteries hardening them, causing blood pressure to rise. Glucose molecules bind adjacent protein molecules in the lens of the eye causing it to stiffen and no longer accommodate changes in focal length, and eventually clouding of the lens (cataracts). Glucose molecules bind adjacent protein molecules in the skin causing a loss of elasticity and wrinkles. Glucose molecules bind adjacent proteins in the ligaments and cartilage resulting in joint damage. Glucose molecules bind adjacent proteins in the discs of the back resulting in degeneration of the spine.

Just as oxygen is necessary for the body to function but at the same time produces oxidative damage, glucose is necessary for energy production but causes damage by binding adjacent proteins. Antioxidants present in our diet and produced by our body greatly reduces oxidative damage, but no such analog substances presently exist to prevent damage by glucose.

There is an experimental drug presently being tested on animals that reverses this damage but it has not yet entered the human testing phase, so is not presently an option for us to avoid this damage.

It turns out that the rate that glucose does damage is extremely sensitive to blood glucose levels. Damage happens at a slow rate if we maintain the levels necessary for normal energy production but do not exceed them. If we exceed that level, even briefly, the rate of damage increases exponentially. This is what causes the cardiovascular damage in diabetic individuals.

When we eat a high glycemic index food such as high fructose corn syrup, our blood sugar rises faster than mechanisms that counter it can come into play, the pancreas takes time to increase the production of insulin, the fat, muscle, and liver cells all take time to respond to this signal. So what happens when we eat a high glycemic index food is first our blood sugar spikes, causing rapid glucose damage, and then it plummets causing us to feel hungry and consume more high glycemic index foods.

What we need are low glycemic index foods, complex carbohydrates that are broken down slowly by the body and cause glucose to enter the bloodstream at a slow steady rate that the pancreas, liver, fat, and muscle cells have time to respond to and regulate properly. When we eat low glycemic index foods, or blood sugar neither spikes to a high level, nor crashes when the glucose regulating insulin loop catches up. Thus we get a constant long duration supply of energy, and we do not become hungry until we have truly depleted that supply, thus avoiding obesity, and glucose damage.

The food industry loves to load our processed foods up with high fructose corn syrup for two reasons. First, it is less expensive than sucrose, ordinary table sugar. It causes glucose damage at a rate approximately six times that of sucrose for an equivalent sweetness, but that doesn’t affect this quarters results so the food industry doesn’t care. Second, it is addictive. Our brains make the association between eating high glycemic index foods and a good feeling that results from increased serotonin production and we become addicted to these foods. There isn’t a corporation on this planet that doesn’t want earth’s entire population addicted to their products.

Fructose is six times more damaging than sucrose (table sugar), and sucrose is more damaging than more complex carbohydrates. The bottom line is sweets are bad for us, but especially fructose.

I don’t think we can reasonably expect our government to outlaw high glycemic index foods. The responsibility to not consume them lies with us. Start reading labels, avoid buying products containing high fructose corn syrup. It can be difficult but if you shop around, there are healthier alternatives available. Avoid sweetened foods, avoid processed foods, start eating things that actually grow in the earth.

Educate your fellow human being. If enough people stop buying this toxic waste being passed off as food, and start buying healthy alternatives, corporations will stop selling toxic waste disguised as food, and start selling healthy alternatives.

This isn’t just about living long, it’s about living healthy, maintaining good functionality into old age, having healthy eyes, arteries, joints, spine and skin into old age.

Proper nutrition isn’t the only key to living long and healthy but it is an important element.

Wave Structure of Matter

I received a comment in response to a short post about why my daughter wasn’t talking to me. It has nothing and everything to do with it I suppose since it is a theory about the nature of everything.

I haven’t looked at in detail yet but found the theory about The Wave Nature of Matter to be an interesting alternative to the Big Bang theory and the Standard Model of particle physics.

It is obvious to me that mainstream scientific theories, Big Bang Cosmology in particular, are seriously flawed.

In general, I view theories as a model that makes useful predictions about reality, not necessarily as an accurate representation of reality itself.

Big Bang theory though doesn’t even make useful predictions. It takes many fudge factors to make it work mathematically, dark matter, dark energy, inflation, etc.

One thing that caught my attention right away was the reference to Eric Learner, author of the book, “The Big Bang Never Happened”, which proposes an alternative to Big Bang Cosmology.

While I can’t agree with everything Learner says, I do agree with may points he makes. Traditional cosmology makes gravity the predominant force in the universe and considers electromagnetism irrelevant because at long distances magnetic forces tend to cancel out.

Well, I don’t know where they come to that conclusion, certainly in our local vicinity magnetic fields are important and their seem to be many structures hinting at magnetic and electrostatic influences.

Big Bang is just an extrapolation based upon the apparent expansion of the universe. The expansion is based upon the redshift of light from distant light sources and is presumed to be Doppler in nature. There is no way to make that extrapolation work however without the addition of fudge factors, inflation, the cosmological constant, dark matter, dark energy, something some have labeled neg entropy (we start out with a single point, no information, and end up somehow with an ordered universe out of it), violations of conservation of matter and energy, etc.

Then there are observational problems:

  • Quasars, believed to be the active cores of early galaxies, many of the more distant quasars redshifts do not match their host galaxy.
  • The microwave background radiation is about twice as hot as it should be and also does not follow the perfect black body radiation curve.
  • There are spiral galaxies larger than the milky way less than one billion years after the big bang. The rotational time of these galaxies is longer than one billion years. This both flies in the face of galactic evolution models and the big bang.

So I welcome new theories and I find this one somewhat intriguing although at this time it seems like just an outline, very incomplete. This theory suggests something I have believed, that the universe is infinite (although he changes the definition of universe to that which is observable) and that we can only see or interact with a small portion.

It states that all forces are the result of changes in velicity of “in-waves”, but does not explain why some forces are bipolar (charge, magnetism) and some unipolar (gravity).

So check it out, let me know what you think.

Snow

Haven’t had any more snow since yesterday. It hasn’t melted either but the weather forecast had called for five to eight inches overnight but it didn’t happen. Kids were disappointed because they had to go to school.

Roads still have some slush on them but reasonable navigable. I’m curious if my daughter has seen much snow in Utah.

Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s Thanksgiving and I want to take this opportunity to give thanks for the good things in my life and the good people in my life.

I am thankful that both my parents are still alive. At their age they do have some health issues but nothing real debilitating or immediately life threatening, so I am thankful for that.

I want to thank my wife for loving me and putting up with me for thirty years. God I know that has to be hard sometimes. She has given me four beautiful children and three decades of happiness even though there have been things that have been difficult for me, in the end, she always makes life worth continuing.

I am thankful that my daughter, Christie, has found love and happiness. And I want to thank her for putting up with me, I have acted very childishly but I do love her and miss her very much.

I want to thank all of my customers who have been with me for many years, many have become good friends and helped out during difficult times.

I want to thank my employees who have helped make this possible and also who have helped me through this difficult time each in their own way, Eric just for talking to me when I needed to talk, and Chris for inviting us out to his place this Thanksgiving, this year I will miss my daughter who is now 900 miles away, but being with a lot of people will make it easier and I very much appreciate that.

I am thankful that, although we have had some difficult times, we’ve always had food, shelter, and the basic necessities of life.

With that, I just want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!

Bumbed

Feeling pretty bumbed out today. Between all the server problems over the weekend, the scare with my wife, etc.

I guess I should explain that. Friday on the way back from fixing a server, she had a sudden onset of extreme vertigo and was hearing “static” that seemed to be coming from inside her head rather than one ear.

Worried that it might be something serious I took her into the doctors. It turned out to be Migraine “aura”. She has only suffered migraines for the last year and a half or so but up until now they’ve involved only pain no aura.

They gave her a shot of something that did take care of it but it really had me worried. Her father had an aneurysm in his brain at about this age (which fortunately was successfully operated on), so I was worried about something like that.

You get that huge surge of adrenalin through your system then when it’s gone it’s like total burn-out.